She’s already hurled a jewel-encrusted BlackBerry phone at her housekeeper, which caused four stitches and
a stint in anger management classes, but now the Supermodel who used to date R&B star Usher was recently “ushered” out of a London airport.
Apparently not having her cell phone in hand, Naomi Campbell hurled her spit onto police officers while cussing them out for being racist. Obviously they didn’t recognizer her London-born accent as she was showering them with saliva.
After the incident, Namomi was taken to magistrate court where she was booked on:
- Two counts of assaulting a police officer
- One count of disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment
- Alarm or distress and using threatening, abusive words or behavior to cabin crew
All in a day’s work for Naomi.
So what was her punishment? She has to pay:
- $400 to each of the police officers she attacked
- $300 to Miles Sutherland, the captain of the British Airways plane she disrupted
- A $4,600 fine
You can read the entire story on CNN.com.
Honestly, that’s probably chump change to Naomi. I think that she should do more than just pay money for her punishment. Since noise pollution is just as bad as air, land and water pollution, how about she has to do these eco-friendly things:
- Buy 10 biodiesel-fueled airplanes for each airline at the London airport
- Send the police officers she spat on a year’s supply of organic hand sanitizer in case they ever come in contact with another unruly, liquid-spreading traveler
- Start a BlackBerry recycling program in her name with drop-off stands that say “To recycle, throw your BlackBerry Here…Just Like Naomi Threw Hers”
It doesn’t look like Naomi is going to get any nicer, since old age only makes women crankier (I should know). Maybe if we make her pay with eco-friendly deeds, she just might like doing them enough turn into a treehugger. And treehuggers are always nice.









