It’s official: Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Leona Lewis, the first British artist to top the U.S. charts, have been named the sexiest famous vegetarians of 2008.

Some aesthetically appealing runner-ups include: Alicia Silverstone, Alyssa Milano, Erykah Badu, Natalie Portman and Pamela Anderson for the gals, and Andre 3000, Jared Leto, Mos Def, Prince, Thom Yorke and Tobey Maguire for the fellows.

With a lineup like that, it obviously proves that a healthy diet of fresh fruits and vegetables has a much better impact on your appearance than plastic surgery, right?

So I got to thinking how it’s so unfair that only good-looking famous people are considered “sexy” or “cool” when they are vegetarian. There are plenty of other non-attractive celebrities that go green by not eating meat.

I did some research and here is my list of the Top 5 Unsexiest, Most Unattractive and Visibily Appauling Female and Male Celebrity Vegetarians of 2008.

And in my opinion, they all rank #1.

Women

Rhea Perlman - She played Carla on the hit sitcom Cheers and is also married to one of our Unsexiest, Most Unattractive and Visibily Appauling Male Celebrity Vegetarians of 2008. If we all didn’t know who the next winner’s mother was, I’d swear that Rhea and her could be related.

Chelsea Clinton - Her mother may have been a runner-up, but according to this list, Chelsea will always be a #1.

Kelly Osbourne - Not many people can understand what her father Ozzy says when he’s talking. I don’t think that anyone understands why Kelly is trying to be Marilyn Manson’s video stand-in.

Whoopi Goldberg - From Ghost and Comic Relief to Rat Race and The View, Whoopi has been going strong for a long time. But why does she look always look like she’s seen a ghost whenever she takes a picture?

Yoko Ono - She may have broken up one of the greatest bands of all time, but fans didn’t mind because she was so adorable. Adorable enough to zap you with her laser eyes!

Men

Ted Danson - It was all about being recognized for your success on Cheers in the 80’s, but not even a few drinks could make someone think that you were successfully sexy today. Unless that someone is Whoopi Goldberg in Made in America.

Boy George - I think Boy George wrote his song “Crying Game” after he looked at this picture. Only he forget to add “On My Head, A Box of Black Fingerpaint is participating in the….” to the title when he submitted it to his record label.

Danny Devito - Why is Danny the third person from Cheers on this list? And why is he married to another person on this list? On the upside, at least he’s not as unattractive as when he played The Penguin in Batman Returns.

Michael Bolton - Michael, it’s just that zany hair of yours that makes you so unsexy. And that stylish leather coat with the zipper undone. And the poutiness of your facial expressions. Okay, it’s pretty much everything. We’ll just keep listening to you on the radio.

Andy Dick - For some reason I always get Andy and David Spade mixed up. At least David was semi-sexy in a plaid-shirt wearing, Wrangler-jean wearing, pickup-truck driving kind of way when he had a mullet in the movie Joe Dirt. This picture shows that Andy has never been and will never be sexy.

Congratulations to these celebrities for being vegetarian and for not succumbing to the pressures of Hollywood to be a size 0 or to have bulging biceps. Or to look sexy while eating a $300 steak in a VIP-only club lounge.

But you know, it’s okay to run a brush through your hair or cut down on the face paint at least once a week.