In Search of Alternative Forms of Miley Cyrus…

Posted: July 2, 2008 – 11:27 am

We are in desperate need of alternative energy sources to protect our environment’s natural resources, but according to this video from The Onion, we are also distressed over alternative forms of energy from teeny boppers other than Miley Cyrus to protect the lucrative entertainment industry.

Here’s the tragic news:


Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

8 Surprising Edible Items and the Crazy Stars Who Just Might Eat Them

Posted: June 20, 2008 – 6:44 pm

I recently came across an article titled “44 Surprising Things You Can Eat - From Gold Pills to Deodorant.” It was truly amazing to see how many things could actually be ingested by a human being.

The items listed in the article are great because they not only taste good, but they’re also great for the environment! Instead of being thrown away and winding up in our overcrowded landfills, they go straight to your stomach. Now that’s the true definition of waste-free.

The article got me connecting its content with the world of pop culture. So I decided to pick a few of my favorite items and see how a true pop icon would use them.

And the 8 edible items and pop icons are:

Flavor of Gold

Flavor Flav, you know that we love your dazzling golden smile and all the oversized bling hanging from your neck, but can’t you just take some of these 24K gold pills at $275 a pop and shine from the inside?

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PETA Names Sexiest Famous Vegetarians of 2008…But What About Those Famous Vegetarians Who Never Brought Sexy Back, or Never Had Sexy at All?

Posted: June 19, 2008 – 5:40 pm

It’s official: Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Leona Lewis, the first British artist to top the U.S. charts, have been named the sexiest famous vegetarians of 2008.

Some aesthetically appealing runner-ups include: Alicia Silverstone, Alyssa Milano, Erykah Badu, Natalie Portman and Pamela Anderson for the gals, and Andre 3000, Jared Leto, Mos Def, Prince, Thom Yorke and Tobey Maguire for the fellows.

With a lineup like that, it obviously proves that a healthy diet of fresh fruits and vegetables has a much better impact on your appearance than plastic surgery, right?

So I got to thinking how it’s so unfair that only good-looking famous people are considered “sexy” or “cool” when they are vegetarian. There are plenty of other non-attractive celebrities that go green by not eating meat.

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