Pop Goes Green

Here are a few “interesting” pictures from kiroTV.com’s “Weirdest Headlines Photos” slideshow and the revamped eco-headlines I wrote for them. (The pictures are real. The headlines probably aren’t.)

This two-headed turtle may be cute, but could you imagine what toxic water pollution like this would do to an alligator?

The truth behind the tomato scare. It wasn’t salmonella, it was hairspray and Suave shampoo.

Pets that play in front of wind turbines.

Edible bread hats are the perfect way to add some style to your wardrobe and some nutrition to your stomach.

Al Gore’s bodyguard/best friend.

Wouldn’t you be sleeping if you had nothing but global warming to look forward to?

Organic cotton and recycled sneakers aren’t the only things that can make you bee eco-fashionable.

This is just cruel!

The unicycle’s distant cousin three times removed.

All airplanes should be made out of recycled Pepsi cans (and come with a chance to win a free Pepsi).

If the shoe no longer fits, then recycle it into a larger shoe.

Does he think this is supposed to be a female frog?

What The Three Stooges would look like, if they were cats, and were locked in a room with Amy Winehouse smoking.